Freebsd Fortunes 7

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

You are a taxi driver.  Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years.  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting.  The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full.  How old is the taxi driver?"

You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
                -- Philip Whalen

You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.
                -- Sherlock Holmes

You are always busy.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

You are an insult to my intelligence!
I demand that you log off immediately.

You are as I am with You.

You are capable of planning your future.