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Fortune: 881 - 890 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  881 of 1340

You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard.  A justice of the
peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill.  In the
municipal courts, he will cost you ten.  In the circuit or superior
courts, he wants fifteen.  The state appellate courts or the state
supreme court is on a par with the Federal courts.  By the time a judge
reaches such courts, he is middle-aged, thick around the middle, fat
between the ears.  He's heavy.  You can't buy a Federal judge for less
than a twenty-dollar bill.
                -- Jake "Greasy Thumb" Guzik
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  882 of 1340

You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
                -- Tim Leary
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  883 of 1340

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  884 of 1340

You can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier.
They're the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  885 of 1340

You can approach truth, but never capture it.
Lies can be had 'round the corner.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  886 of 1340

You can be replaced by this computer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  887 of 1340

You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault.
                -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  888 of 1340

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
                -- Hepler, CS, University of Washington
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  889 of 1340

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
                -- Hepler, Systems Design 182
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  890 of 1340

You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane.  And you
know what happens?  At the very moment they cross those mountains...
they go mad.  Instantaneously and automatically, at the very moment
they cross the mountains into California, they go insane.
                -- Quentin Genter
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