Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can approach truth, but never capture it.
Lies can be had 'round the corner.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

You can be replaced by this computer.

You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault.
                -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
                -- Hepler, CS, University of Washington

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
                -- Hepler, Systems Design 182

You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane.  And you
know what happens?  At the very moment they cross those mountains...
they go mad.  Instantaneously and automatically, at the very moment
they cross the mountains into California, they go insane.
                -- Quentin Genter

You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long.
                -- Boris Yeltsin

You can cage a swallow, can't you,
        but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
        finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
                -- The Palindromist

You can create your own opportunities this week.
Blackmail a senior executive.

You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
                -- Janis Joplin