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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  891 of 1340

You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long.
                -- Boris Yeltsin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  892 of 1340

You can cage a swallow, can't you,
        but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
        finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
                -- The Palindromist
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  893 of 1340

You can create your own opportunities this week.
Blackmail a senior executive.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  894 of 1340

You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
                -- Janis Joplin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  895 of 1340

You can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?
                -- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  896 of 1340

You can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?
                -- D. Taylor, CS, University of Washington
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  897 of 1340

You can do very well in speculation where
land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  898 of 1340

You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  899 of 1340

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
                -- Joseph E. Levine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  900 of 1340

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all
of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.
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