Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 896 - 905 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  896 of 1340

You can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?
                -- D. Taylor, CS, University of Washington
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  897 of 1340

You can do very well in speculation where
land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  898 of 1340

You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  899 of 1340

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
                -- Joseph E. Levine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  900 of 1340

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all
of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  901 of 1340

You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  902 of 1340

You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  903 of 1340

You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  904 of 1340

You can get everything in life you want,
if you will help enough other people get what they want.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  905 of 1340

You can get much further with a kind word and a
gun than you can with a kind word alone.
                -- Al Capone
                [Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]
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