Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can do very well in speculation where
land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.

You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
                -- Joseph E. Levine

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all
of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.

You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.

You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.

You can get everything in life you want,
if you will help enough other people get what they want.

You can get much further with a kind word and a
gun than you can with a kind word alone.
                -- Al Capone
                [Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]

You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?