Freebsd Fortunes 7
fortune: 91 - 100 of 1340 from freebsd fortunes 7
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Nov 23, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 91 - 100 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  91 of 1340

We were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we
were married for four and a half years.
                -- Nick Faldo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  92 of 1340

We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  93 of 1340

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog.
If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.
                -- Crazy Jimmy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  94 of 1340

We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.  But there was
also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a
French restaurant. [...]
        I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk
white BMW and her Jordache smile.  There had been a fight.  I had punched her
boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls.  Everyone told him, "You ride the
bull, senor.  You do not fight it."  But he was lean and tough like a bad
rib-eye and he fought the bull.  And then he fought me.  And when we finished
there were no winners, just men doing what men must do. [...]
        "Stop the car," the girl said.
        There was a look of terrible sadness in her eyes.  She knew about the
woman of the tollway.  I knew not how.  I started to speak, but she raised an
arm and spoke with a quiet and peace I will never forget.
        "I do not ask for whom's the tollway belle," she said, "the tollway
belle's for thee."
        The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.
Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey
onto my granola and faced a new day.
                -- Peter Applebome, International Imitation Hemingway
                   Competition
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  95 of 1340

We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every animal
tend to brand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous
extinction.
                -- S.J. Gould
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  96 of 1340

We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve
one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  97 of 1340

we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,
we will cry over things we used to laugh &
our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle
creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &
in the end a summer with wild winds &
new friends will be.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  98 of 1340

We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
And a Sun Myung Moon!
                -- Maxwell Smart
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  99 of 1340

WEAPON:
        An index of the lack of development of a culture.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  100 of 1340

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
                -- John Heywood
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 7   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes