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Fortune: 901 - 910 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  901 of 1340

You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  902 of 1340

You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  903 of 1340

You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  904 of 1340

You can get everything in life you want,
if you will help enough other people get what they want.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  905 of 1340

You can get much further with a kind word and a
gun than you can with a kind word alone.
                -- Al Capone
                [Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  906 of 1340

You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  907 of 1340

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  908 of 1340

You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,
You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.

(chorus)        Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day,
                Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way.

You can grovel in a hallway, you can grovel in a park,
You can grovel in an alley with a mugger after dark.
(chorus)

You can grovel with your uncle, you can grovel with your aunt,
You can grovel with your Apple, even though you say you can't.
(chorus)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  909 of 1340

You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
                -- foolin' around
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  910 of 1340

You can have peace.  Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
                -- Lazarus Long
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