Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can get much further with a kind word and a
gun than you can with a kind word alone.
                -- Al Capone
                [Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]

You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,
You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.

(chorus)        Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day,
                Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way.

You can grovel in a hallway, you can grovel in a park,
You can grovel in an alley with a mugger after dark.
(chorus)

You can grovel with your uncle, you can grovel with your aunt,
You can grovel with your Apple, even though you say you can't.
(chorus)

You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
                -- foolin' around

You can have peace.  Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
                -- Lazarus Long

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.
                -- Joe Valachi

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can
get him to float on his back, you've got something.

You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have,
for instance.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular.