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Fortune: 907 - 916 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  907 of 1340

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  908 of 1340

You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,
You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.

(chorus)        Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day,
                Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way.

You can grovel in a hallway, you can grovel in a park,
You can grovel in an alley with a mugger after dark.
(chorus)

You can grovel with your uncle, you can grovel with your aunt,
You can grovel with your Apple, even though you say you can't.
(chorus)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  909 of 1340

You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
                -- foolin' around
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  910 of 1340

You can have peace.  Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  911 of 1340

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.
                -- Joe Valachi
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  912 of 1340

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can
get him to float on his back, you've got something.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  913 of 1340

You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have,
for instance.
                -- Franklin P. Jones
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  914 of 1340

You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  915 of 1340

You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  916 of 1340

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting
his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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