Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can now buy more gates with less
specifications than at any other time in history.
                -- Kenneth Parker

You can observe a lot just by watching.
                -- Yogi Berra

You can rent this space for only $5 a week.

You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
                -- F. Allen

You can tell how far we have to go,
when Fortran is the language of supercomputers.
                -- Steven Feiner

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
                -- Norman Douglas

You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
                -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington

You canna change the laws of physics, Captain;
I've got to have thirty minutes!

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You cannot choose your battlefield, the gods do that for you.
But you can plant a standard where a standard never flew.
                -- Nathalia Crane