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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  941 of 1340

You can't cheat an honest man, never give
a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  942 of 1340

You can't cheat the phone company.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  943 of 1340

You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  944 of 1340

You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up.
                -- Richard Nixon, 1952
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  945 of 1340

You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
                -- Peter Frampton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  946 of 1340

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
                -- H.H. Munro
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  947 of 1340

"You can't expect a mother to be with a small child all the time",
Margaret Mead once remarked, with her usual good sense, but in 1978
she shocked feminists by snapping that women don't really have
children to put them in day care twelve hours a day, either.
                -- Caroline Bird, "The Two Paycheck Marriage"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  948 of 1340

You can't fall off the floor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  949 of 1340

You can't get there from here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  950 of 1340

You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
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