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Fortune: 946 - 955 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  946 of 1340

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
                -- H.H. Munro
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  947 of 1340

"You can't expect a mother to be with a small child all the time",
Margaret Mead once remarked, with her usual good sense, but in 1978
she shocked feminists by snapping that women don't really have
children to put them in day care twelve hours a day, either.
                -- Caroline Bird, "The Two Paycheck Marriage"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  948 of 1340

You can't fall off the floor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  949 of 1340

You can't get there from here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  950 of 1340

You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  951 of 1340

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  952 of 1340

You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.
                -- Ayn Rand
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  953 of 1340

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  954 of 1340

You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  955 of 1340

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly --
only sooner than she thought you would.
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