Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can't fall off the floor.

You can't get there from here.

You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
                -- Steven Wright

You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.
                -- Ayn Rand

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.

You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly --
only sooner than she thought you would.

You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle
is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle"

You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.