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We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve
one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
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we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,
we will cry over things we used to laugh &
our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle
creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &
in the end a summer with wild winds &
new friends will be.
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We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
And a Sun Myung Moon!
-- Maxwell Smart
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 99 of 1340 |
WEAPON:
An index of the lack of development of a culture.
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood
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Wedding, n:
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one
undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become
supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
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Weed's Axiom:
Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are
least interested and say nothing about the other.
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Weekend, where are you?
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Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.
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