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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 951 - 960 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  951 of 1340

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  952 of 1340

You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.
                -- Ayn Rand
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  953 of 1340

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  954 of 1340

You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  955 of 1340

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly --
only sooner than she thought you would.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  956 of 1340

You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle
is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  957 of 1340

You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  958 of 1340

You can't play your friends like marks, kid.
                -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  959 of 1340

You can't push on a string.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  960 of 1340

You can't run away forever,
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
                -- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"
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