Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly --
only sooner than she thought you would.

You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle
is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle"

You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.

You can't play your friends like marks, kid.
                -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting"

You can't push on a string.

You can't run away forever,
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
                -- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you a
new way.
                -- Will Rogers

You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.
You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now.
                -- Lauren Bacall

You can't take damsel here now.

You can't take it with you --
especially when crossing a state line.