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Fortune: 961 - 970 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  961 of 1340

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you a
new way.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  962 of 1340

You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.
You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now.
                -- Lauren Bacall
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  963 of 1340

You can't take damsel here now.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  964 of 1340

You can't take it with you --
especially when crossing a state line.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  965 of 1340

You can't teach people to be lazy --
either they have it, or they don't.
                -- Dagwood Bumstead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  966 of 1340

You can't underestimate the power of fear.
                -- Tricia Nixon Cox
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  967 of 1340

You climb to reach the summit, but once
there, discover that all roads lead down.
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  968 of 1340

You could get a new lease on life -- if only you
didn't need the first and last month in advance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  969 of 1340

You could live a better life, if you
had a better mind and a better body.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  970 of 1340

You couldn't even prove the White House
staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
                -- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict
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