Freebsd Fortunes 7: 964 of 1340 |
You can't take it with you --
especially when crossing a state line.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 965 of 1340 |
You can't teach people to be lazy --
either they have it, or they don't.
-- Dagwood Bumstead
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 966 of 1340 |
You can't underestimate the power of fear.
-- Tricia Nixon Cox
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 967 of 1340 |
You climb to reach the summit, but once
there, discover that all roads lead down.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 968 of 1340 |
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you
didn't need the first and last month in advance.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 969 of 1340 |
You could live a better life, if you
had a better mind and a better body.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 970 of 1340 |
You couldn't even prove the White House
staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 971 of 1340 |
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 972 of 1340 |
You dialed 5483.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 973 of 1340 |
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
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