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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 967 - 976 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  967 of 1340

You climb to reach the summit, but once
there, discover that all roads lead down.
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  968 of 1340

You could get a new lease on life -- if only you
didn't need the first and last month in advance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  969 of 1340

You could live a better life, if you
had a better mind and a better body.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  970 of 1340

You couldn't even prove the White House
staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
                -- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  971 of 1340

You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  972 of 1340

You dialed 5483.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  973 of 1340

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  974 of 1340

You do not have mail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  975 of 1340

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  976 of 1340

You don't have to be nice to people on the way up
if you're not planning on coming back down.
                -- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"
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