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You could get a new lease on life -- if only you
didn't need the first and last month in advance.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 969 of 1340 |
You could live a better life, if you
had a better mind and a better body.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 970 of 1340 |
You couldn't even prove the White House
staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 971 of 1340 |
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 972 of 1340 |
You dialed 5483.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 973 of 1340 |
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 974 of 1340 |
You do not have mail.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 975 of 1340 |
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 976 of 1340 |
You don't have to be nice to people on the way up
if you're not planning on coming back down.
-- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 977 of 1340 |
You don't have to explain something you never said.
-- Calvin Coolidge
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