Freebsd Fortunes 7

You couldn't even prove the White House
staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
                -- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict

You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.

You dialed 5483.

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

You do not have mail.

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

You don't have to be nice to people on the way up
if you're not planning on coming back down.
                -- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"

You don't have to explain something you never said.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

You don't have to know how the computer
works, just how to work the computer.

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
                -- J.D. Salinger