Freebsd Fortunes 7

You don't have to know how the computer
works, just how to work the computer.

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
                -- J.D. Salinger

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
                -- Guindon

You don't sew with a fork, so I see no
reason to eat with knitting needles.
                -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food

You enjoy the company of other people.

You feel a whole lot more like you do
now than you did when you used to.

You fill a much-needed gap.

You first parent of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple,
what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
                -- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gout"

You first parents of the human race... who ruined yourself for
an apple, what might you not have done for a truffled turkey?
                -- Brillat-Savarin

You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.