Freebsd Fortunes 7

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
                -- John Heywood

Wedding, n:
        A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one
        undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become
        supportable.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Weed's Axiom:
        Never ask two questions in a business letter.
        The reply will discuss the one in which you are
        least interested and say nothing about the other.

Weekend, where are you?

Weiler's Law:
        Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.

Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get
rid of rutabagas which nobody every bought.  He did so. "Well, kid, that
was a great idea," said the manager. Then he paused and asked the killer
question, "NOW what's the least popular vegetable?"

Law: Once you eliminate your #1 problem, #2 gets a promotion.
                -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"

Weinberg's First Law:
        Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.

Weinberg's Principle:
        An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping
        on to the grand fallacy.

Weinberg's Second Law:
        If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
        then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.