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94% of the women in America are beautiful
and the rest hang out around here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  495 of 1371

99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!

100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  496 of 1371

A  truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
                -- B. Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  497 of 1371

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
at one end and no responsibility at the other.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  498 of 1371

A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  499 of 1371

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy
who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
                -- Don Quinn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  500 of 1371

A bachelor is an unaltared male.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  501 of 1371

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  502 of 1371

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  503 of 1371

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
                -- Robert Frost
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