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"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
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A concise, clever statement.
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
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APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of
the future for the problems of the past: it creates a new generation of
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"APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I
can't read any of them."
-- Roy Keir
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Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to
be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same
mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
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Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."
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ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE --
FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
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Are you a turtle?
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"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"