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HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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Here there be tygers.
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"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling
outside. Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..."
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Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
-- Erma Bombeck
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
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How come we never talk anymore?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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