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Today's Fortunes

Apr 28, 2024

$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become...
$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiist: Why?
1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiist: Why?

A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better...
A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. -- Mahatma Ghandi

A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up...
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money. -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ. A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.
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