Freebsd Fortunes 7

You worry too much about your job.
Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.

"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said.  "Anything that seems
of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.
Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.
Because death is momentous, give it no thought; because victory is important,
give it no thought; because the method of achievement and discovery is less
momentous than the effect, dwell always upon the method.  You will strengthen
yourself in this way."
                -- Jessica Salmonson, "The Swordswoman"

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't
be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m. anyway.
                -- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell

You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control.
                -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

You'll always be,
What you always were,
Which has nothing to do with,
All to do, with her.
                -- Company

You'll be called to a post requiring
ability in handling groups of people.

You'll be sorry...

You'll feel devilish tonight.
Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel.