Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday October 10, 2007

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it...
The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do this to my eyes again. -- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College

There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain...
There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a threaded news reader. (Unknown source)

linux: because a PC is a terrible thing...
linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste (ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93)