Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 9, 2007

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill...
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application.

Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged...
Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly...
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to...
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

PENGUINICITY!!
PENGUINICITY!!

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick...
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.