Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday June 3, 2007

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No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady...
No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. -- Lord Thomas Dewar

Humor in the Court: Q: The truth of the matter is that you were...
Humor in the Court: Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a...
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.