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Fortune: 1861 - 1870 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1861 of 2298

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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1862 of 2298

Remember Darwin; building a better
mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1863 of 2298

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
deserts.
                -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1864 of 2298

Remember folks.  Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
                -- Jim Samuels
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1865 of 2298

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1866 of 2298

Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
                -- Confusion
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1867 of 2298

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's
*not* the U.S. Army doing it!"
                -- Good Morning VietNam
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1868 of 2298

Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure
that you're the one holding it.
                -- Mr. Greenfatigues
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1869 of 2298

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
                -- Dave Butler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1870 of 2298

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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