|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1861 of 2298|
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1862 of 2298|
Remember Darwin; building a better
mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1863 of 2298|
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
-- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1864 of 2298|
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
-- Jim Samuels
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1865 of 2298|
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1866 of 2298|
Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1867 of 2298|
"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's
*not* the U.S. Army doing it!"
-- Good Morning VietNam
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1868 of 2298|
Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure
that you're the one holding it.
-- Mr. Greenfatigues
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Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"