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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 30, 2007


Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad...
Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad. -- Rob Pike

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and...
Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree. -- Professor, EECS, George Washington University I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year. --...

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him...
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.

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