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A rapist who reeked of cheap booze
Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes.
        She cried, "I suppose
        There's no time for my clothes,
But PLEASE let me take off my shoes!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  162 of 860

A rapturous young fellatrix
One day was at work on five pricks.
        With an unholy cry
        She whipped out her glass eye:
"Tell the boys I can now take on six."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  163 of 860

A reckless young lady of France
Had no qualms about taking a chance,
        But she thought it was crude
        To get screwed in the nude,
So she always went home with damp pants.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  164 of 860

A remarkable race are the Persians;
They have such peculiar diversions.
        They make love the whole day
        In the usual way
And save up the nights for perversions.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  165 of 860

A remarkable race are the Persians,
They have such peculiar diversions.
        They screw the whole day
        In the regular way,
And save up the nights for perversions.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  166 of 860

A responsive young girl from the East
In bed was an able artiste.
        She had learned two positions
        From family physicians,
And ten more from the old parish priest.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  167 of 860

A romantic attraction has clung
To a chap of whom damsels have sung:
        "'Tis the Scourge from the East,
        That lascivious beast
Who was known as Attila the Hung!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  168 of 860

A sailor who slept in the sun,
Woke to find his fly buttons undone,
        He remarked with a smile,
        "Good grief, a sun-dial!
And now it's a quarter-past one."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  169 of 860

A savvy young hooker named Gail
Got busted and lodged in the jail.
        But the jailer got hot,
        To be lodged in her twat,
And so Gail made the bail with her tail.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  170 of 860

A scandal involving an oyster
Sent the Countess of Clews to a cloister
        She preferred it, in bed,
        To the count (so she said)
'Cause it's longer and stronger and moister.
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