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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday October 13, 2016


There was a young girl from St. Paul Who went to a newspaper...
There was a young girl from St. Paul Who went to a newspaper ball. Her dress caught on fire And burnt her entire Front page and sport section and all.

There was a young lady from Rio Who slept with the Fornier...
There was a young lady from Rio Who slept with the Fornier trio. As she dropped her panties She said, "No andanties I want this allegro con brio."

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