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There was a young lady from Rio
Who slept with the Fornier trio.
        As she dropped her panties
        She said, "No andanties
I want this allegro con brio."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  572 of 860

There was a young lady from Siam
Who said to her lover, one Kiam,
        "You may kiss me of course,
        But you'll have to use force.
Though god knows you're stronger than I am."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  573 of 860

There was a young lady from Spain
Who demurely undressed on a train.
        A helpful young porter
        Helped more than he orter,
And she promptly cried "Help me again"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  574 of 860

There was a young lady from Spain
Who got sick as she rode on a train;
        Not once, but again,
        And again, and again,
And again, and again, and again.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  575 of 860

There was a young lady from Spain
Whose face was exceedingly plain,
        But her cunt had a pucker
        That made the men fuck her,
Again, and again, and again.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  576 of 860

There was a young lady from Troy
Had a moustache, just like a young boy
        Though it tickled to kiss
        'Twas a source of much bliss
When she used it to brush a man's toy.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  577 of 860

There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling.
        But a cynic named Boris
        Just touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  578 of 860

There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar feeling.
        She laid on her back
        And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  579 of 860

There was a young lady from Wooster
Who complained that too many men gooster.
        So she traded her scanties
        For sandpaper panties,
Now they goose her much less than they used 'ter.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  580 of 860

There was a young lady in Reno,
Who lost all her dough playing Keno.
        But she lay on her back,
        And opened her crack,
So now she owns the Casino!
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