Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 1, 2016

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern...
What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many...
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one. Helen Rowland

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig...
There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly. Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly."