Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 30, 2018

In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls and he had'em.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,...
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"