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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 19, 2018


The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

There was a lewd fellow named Duff Who loved to dive deep...
There was a lewd fellow named Duff Who loved to dive deep in the muff. With his head in a whirl He said, "Spread it, Pearl; I cunt get enough of the stuff!"

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