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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 4, 2018


A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk Made love to the drive...
A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk Made love to the drive of his disk. The thing circumsized him, Which rather suprised him. He wasn't aware of *that* risk.

There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.

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