Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday May 5, 2018

A habit obscene and unsavory, Holds a CS professor in slavery...
A habit obscene and unsavory, Holds a CS professor in slavery. With maniacal howls, He deflowers young owls, That he keeps in an underground aviary.

A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried,...
Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute. If you'll come to my palace, I'll finger your phallus, And then I shall blow on your flute."