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Oct 11, 2006

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse...
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain was up.

"I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA... But...
"I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA... But no WOO-WOO!" -- Zippy the Pinhead

I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your...
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong...
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to...

I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful...
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

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