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Oct 16, 2006

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving...
Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind. -- Erma Bombeck

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired...
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Geis

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.

Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
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