Daily Fortunes

Oct 26, 2006

Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm. --...
Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm. -- Roy Mengot

Dime is money.
Dime is money.

Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term,...
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Dinner suggestion \#302 (Hacker's De-lite): 1...
Dinner suggestion \#302 (Hacker's De-lite): 1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce 1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast 1 carton milk

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