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Oct 29, 2006

May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.

May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.

MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength...
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The smell of something was strong in the...

Microwaves frizz your heir.
Microwaves frizz your heir.

My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw...
My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids,...

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