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Apr 19, 2006

Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will...
Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients.

Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion to time...
Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion to time spent preparing it.

Whatever it is, somebody will have had it for lunch.
Whatever it is, somebody will have had it for lunch.

If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw,...
If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't.

If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in,...
If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.
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