Daily Fortunes

Apr 24, 2006

I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on...
I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as...
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx

I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words...
I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words. -- Lenny Bruce

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man...
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Allen

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm...
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. -- Woody Allen

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