| Freebsd Murphys Law: 683 of 833 |
Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will
be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 684 of 833 |
Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion
to time spent preparing it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 685 of 833 |
Whatever it is, somebody will have had it for lunch.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 686 of 833 |
If you're wondering if you took the meat out to
thaw, you didn't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 687 of 833 |
If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot
plugged in, you did.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 688 of 833 |
If you're wondering if you need to stop and pick up
bread and eggs on the way home, you do.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 689 of 833 |
If you're wondering if you have enough money to take
the family out to eat tonight, you don't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 690 of 833 |
The spot you are scrubbing on glassware is always on
the other side.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 691 of 833 |
Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 692 of 833 |
All break downs occur on the plumber's day off.
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