Daily Fortunes

Apr 30, 2006

All intelligent species own cats.
All intelligent species own cats.

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall...
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with...
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein

"Anything else you wish to draw to my attention,...
"Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." ...

Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.] ...
Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.] [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?]

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