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May 17, 2006

After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person...
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.

Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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